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On a lighter note: Corporate Lingo
"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying
less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don’t pay enough to expect
that you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring
guys wear earrings.
"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" You’ll be six months behind
schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" Some time each night and some
time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY" Anyone in the office can boss you
around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality
control.
"CAREER-MINDED" Female Applicants must be childless (and
remain that way).
"APPLY IN PERSON" If you’re old, fat or ugly you’ll be
told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" We’ve filled the job; our call
for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" You’re walking into a
company in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" You’ll have the
responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or
respect.
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" Management communicates, you
listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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